Scientology
Last night Anderson Cooper presented a story of a BBC reporter screaming at a Scientologist. The reporter was filming a documentary about the “religion” and he got very angry with his subject when the discussion moved to whether Scientology is a cult. (As of post time, the CNN story was not available. Footage of the reporter screaming is on YouTube) If you’ve had any interactions with this group, you can understand why the reporter would feel this way.
The first time I encountered Scientology was when I was an undergrad in Boston. Walk down Boyleston Street any day of the week and there was always someone there with a clipboard. They would ask the seemingly innocuous question, “Would you mind answering a few short questions?” And you would say, “sure, no problem” thinking the questions were on the clipboard. After you’d said, “yes,” however, they would invite you down the street to take the test at their headquarters. When you’d protest, they continued to say that it will only take a few minutes, come on, come on. Once you took the test, they — of course — would have all of your contact information and someone from the church would repeated call until you came in and started taking classes. (The test, by the way, was a survey wherein they determined all the things that are wrong with you and why you so desperately needed to join the church.)
This is a great example of marketing religion. Scientologists are nothing if not super salespeople. They have a perfect target audience — college students away from home for the first time who are very vulnerable to suggestion; They intice prospects with a simple questionnaire that leads to getting people into the store, and finally, they develop a database of all potential customers who can be followed up with telemarketing.
My encounter with Scientology occured in the late 1970s. Since then they’ve added celebrity spokespeople as a key means of attracting young people — Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirsty Alley, to name a few.
All of this has worked incredibly well for a faith that was created by a sci-fi writer. L.Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, is quoted as having said (and I’m paraphrasing here), “If you want to make a million dollars, create a religion.” In his case, he was obviously right.
By the way, they wouldn’t let me take the test, because I was 17 — I’ll let you guess why.
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September 15th, 2008 at 11:26 am
In all reality, I wanted to know what could make John Travolta constantly grin and Tom Cruise jump up and down on a desk and seeminlgy destroy his career with a smile, along with why Isaac Hayes left South Park. Dianetics is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read - at least once on every few pages L. Ron says “this has been Scientifically proven” or “this can be scientifically proven” while never citing sources! I’m not sure of how true the rumor is but I heard once that Dianetics came about because of a bet with Isaac Asimov and Arthur C. Clarke as to who could create a religion out of sci-fi. Hubbard wrote Dianetics, Clarke wrote 2001, and Asimov wrote Foundation.
September 15th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
How cool is that! I hadn’t heard about the bet, but there is a quote attributed to L. Ron (and I’m paraphrasing) “If you want to make a million dollars, start a religion.”
Maybe we should tell the folks on Wall Street.